Archaeologists Find 250 Year Old Sex Toy [NSFW PHOTO]

You think we could make this up? Nope, we couldn't. Archaeologists in Poland dug up this ancient schlong in the bathroom of what they believed to be an ancient fencing school.

They estimate that the slime covered antique wang dates around 1750-1800 and is made of leather, filled with bristles and had a wooden tip (um, ouch!) That makes it about 250 years old.

We took to the discovery to 103.5 KISS FM Staff for comment.

1
Kekeluv
"Envious that it's still going strong after 250 years. #realbeastmode"
2
Michelle Heart
"Clearly Christian Grey's ancestors hailed from Poland. #fiftyshadesofslime"
3
Tawsha Box
"Why are they holding it like that?"

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