Are You a Victim of Drunk Shopping?

Note to self: Never go out with Mateo and stay the whole night. It will result in making decisions you don't find out about until the next day. Like, buying a hat just like the one some random let you wear.

I saw the hat across the room at the Balcony. Chris Cruise said he would give me $100 if I wore the hat home. I wore it for a bit but then gave it back (I still have morals when I'm drinking) but then I went online and bought the hat before we left.

This is the hat.

I realized it was on the way because I saw an order confirmation the following morning - or same morning (if I'm being technical).

Do you drunk shop? What have you purchased?