Nampa is currently at war with some birds who are dropping droppings all over the city.

If they target your car, you're going to want to get that removed stat.

Regardless of if you're in Nampa, Boise, Meridian, or wherever, bird poop spells bad news for your car. Why? Because bird droppings are acidic, and can quite literally eat through your car's paint. According to GuideToDetailing.com, bird droppings can eat through as much as two millimeters into your car's paint. That doesn't sound like much, until you realize that car paint is on average only six millimeters thick. They also state that if you don't remove the bird droppings quickly and properly, it'll leave permanent damage.

So, how do you get the white goop off without causing further damage? I'll refer you to Larry from Ammo NYC, one of the best detailing product companies in the world. This guy is quite literally obsessed with cars, and he looks at detailing the way most people look at their lover:

See? Not too bad. Just make sure to get the doodoo off your car sooner than later, or you'll be seeing shadows of the poop for years to come.