Chris Cruise: Boise’s Ultimate Warrior (Part 1)
I'm constantly having to prove to my beloved co-host Tawsha that I can sometimes be a manly man.
Today I oozed machismo all over the Kiss studio by splitting a board with just my body.
We found a random piece of wood in the studio, and I decided this is the time. This is the time that I prove once and for all to Tawsha Brianne Box that Chris Cruise is a man. Not only a man, but a masculine man fully capable of doing manly things.
It hurt like hell, but I think I proved my point.
Check back for part two where I do permanent damage to my person to further prove my point.