My parents are coming in for his birthday this weekend, and I'm super excited to have them stay in my new house.

Except for the fact that they want to stay in a hotel...

My mom has this thing about pillows. As in, she needs to sleep with at least six. Since Tawsha and I are neighbors, I can just borrow some from her. I even offered to let them sleep in my nice big queen bed!

Luckily, thanks to Tawsha's feminine charm, my mom came around.

Mostly.