Sharon Green is PISSED at her local bakery and wants a refund for the teddy bear themed cake she bought for her daughter's christening.  She says the bakery gave the teddy bear on the cake a va-jay-jay and she was mortified to  serve it.  Do you see it?

Green told the bakery the cake was "completely inappropriate" and vulgar.  They responded by saying the bear on top of the cake looked exactly like it should have.  They say the crease on it's stomach represents a seam where a real teddy bear would be sewn together.  Occasion Cakes also mentioned they've been making teddy bear cakes for 30 years and it was the first time anyone misinterpreted the seam as a va-jay-jay.

I'm on the bakery's side in this argument.  What about you?