Once I started with bathroom humor and my son thought it was funny, I stooped to his level and totally kept it going. This was a one-eye-open type of night where I forgot about the elf and had to do something really easy. 


  • Photo of a whoopee cusion (2 copies)
  • Cotton ball
  • Glue stick


Print out a shrunken photo of a whoopee cushion. Glue most of the whoopee cusion together with the exception of a small area where you can put pieces of a cotton ball inside. Glue the rest of the Whoopee cushion closed.

I threw the sparkly (once a keychain) shoes on ol' Chippy the elf and added a puff vest I found on sale. I can't believe I actually bought it. I did. Shameful, I know.