Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza: Gross Or Brilliant?

Help my guy and I settle an argument we're having over Pizza Hut's newest creation.  Is this pizza absolutely disgusting or brilliant?

Starting next Thursday, pizza lovers can order their favorite pie and ballpark meal together.  Pizza Hut is rolling out their "Hot Dog Bites" pizza, giving the words "stuffed crust" a totally new meaning.  This pizza is surrounded by a ring of 28 mini hot dogs baked into the crust and comes with a side of mustard.

According to an nutrition app I use everyday, a single piece of this pizza contains 460 calories and 30 grams of fat.  Personally the concept of this pizza grosses me out and makes my stomach gurgle in that bad sort of way just thinking about it.  My boyfriend thinks you can hear angels sing when you open up the box. What do you think?