Man Hilariously Describes Idaho if it Were a Person in a Bar
Idaho is world famous for friendly faces, guns, and potatoes.
If Idaho were a person sitting at a bar, what would we be famous for then?
If you think you need more free time in your life, consider this: A blogger took the time to write out how every single U.S. state (including Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico) would be described if it were a person posted up at the bar. This isn’t a list we thought we’d stumble across today, but here we are.
Let’s start off with some of our neighboring states.
Oregon is the hipster drinking the eclectic craft microbrew that nobody’s ever heard of.
Washington is a pale girl, very quiet and reluctant to be friendly to anybody except Oregon. She has glasses and a couple books, and isn’t drinking because she’s enjoying a cup of coffee she got from her favorite place on the way here. She loves hiking with her boyfriend and watching indie movies and documentaries on Netflix. She suddenly yells at New Jersey for throwing a napkin on the floor and not in the correct recycling bin.
Utah is the designated driver, sipping on water and making sure nobody gets too crazy.
Now, for our home state of Idaho:
Idaho is drinking Keystone Light and pretending they are part of the south.
No potato references? We’ll take it!