Man Who Is “Too High” Calls For Police Help
This is the second time news from my old hometown has been trending nationally on Facebook and this story is just too ridiculous not to share! I mean, really have you ever been scared of those cute little Pepperidge Farm Goldfish?
According to the Youngstown Vindicator a 22-year-old man called police complaining he was "too high" after smoking pot. When police showed up at his house they heard the man groaning in a room and found him rocking back and forth in the fetal position. He was surrounded by a ring of foods that were normally his go to "munchies:" Doritos, Goldfish and Chips Ahoy chocolate cookies. For some reason that night he found them terrifying and also said he couldn't feel his hands.
It shouldn't surprise you that they found a glass marijuana pipe, two packs of papers, two joints and a jar of pot. For some reason a few days later he still hasn't been charged with a crime.
Think if I'd played this for him, he would've lost his mind?!