This is the second time news from my old hometown has been trending nationally on Facebook and this story is just too ridiculous not to share! I mean, really have you ever been scared of those cute little Pepperidge Farm Goldfish?

According to the Youngstown Vindicator a 22-year-old man called police complaining he was "too high" after smoking pot.  When police showed up at his house they heard the man groaning in a room and found him rocking back and forth in the fetal position.  He was surrounded by a ring of foods that were normally his go to "munchies:" Doritos, Goldfish and Chips Ahoy chocolate cookies.  For some reason that night he found them terrifying and also said he couldn't feel his hands.

It shouldn't surprise you that they found a glass marijuana pipe, two packs of papers, two joints and a jar of pot. For some reason a few days later he still hasn't been charged with a crime.

Think if I'd played this for him, he would've lost his mind?!