Sure, it's not technically Monday but when we find the most bizarre missed connection on Craigslist halfway through the week we just have to share it!

Old Lady @ Gold’s Gym On Cinco De Mayo – m4w (Meridian)

I’m looking for the stunning lady in her 70s that was “lifting” at Gold’s Gym yesterday afternoon.  First let me say, I’m an attractive single man in my 20s.  I’m training for my first ever fitness competition when your beauty distracted me.  I’ve always been attracted to older women.  That broad that dropped the necklace into the ocean at the end of Titanic is still one of my celebrity crushes…but I think she just died.

Anyway, you were sitting on the leg curl machine with a martini glass, green liquid inside and salt on the rim.  I can only guess it was a margarita and I’m impressed that you were able to get it inside the gym! Your eff society attitude was extremely sexy.  I’d do anything to kiss the remaining salt from that rim off your lips.  If you’re down to get it on with a young buck like me, I taped my address under that leg curl machine.  I figured you were too old to figure out how to e-mail me back!

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