Missed Connection Monday: November 23rd

Well, someone CLEARLY couldn't follow directions at Kevin Hart on Saturday night, but they created SUCH an exit that she caught an admirer's eye!

Grove Bachelorette Party - m4w

I know this is a long shot but you are blonde and gorgeous and I was working last night. I wish I would have had the guts to talk to you more but I was working and you and your friends were all too gorgeous for me. I admired watching you try to stumble through the Grove Hotel lobby in your short short black dress and high high heels after clearly having too much to drink. You didn’t have too great of balance because you ended tripping over your own two feet and sliding across the floor. Your dress came up to reveal a sexy little hot pink thong. You were like my very own drunk girl Barbie! If you happen to see this and are interested in me let me know what I delivered to your room later that night.

You Got Kicked Out Of Kevin Hart Saturday Night - m4w

You had blonde hair that was just above your shoulders. You had an infectious laugh. I’m guessing you were in your mid 20s after hearing you cheer when Kevin Hart asked for crowd participation. I’m guessing you had a few too many of those classy adult wine sippy cup because you kept trying to stick the phone shields that were on our seats to your face. You must have been too drunk to read that they said not to use your phone during the show because sure as $#!+ you tried to video his divorce jokes. You were forcibly removed from the show and didn’t go quietly since you kicked the security guy in the jar. With a kick like that I want to see if you’d be interested in trying a kickboxing class with me, some coffee afterwards and then maybe more. Hit me back suga.

BSU/Airforce Game - m4w

Each time I looked at you I saw you looking at me. I wanted to stay until the end so I could talk to you but I had to leave early because my boy couldn’t hold his alcohol and threw up in the stadium. I was mortified and hungry after he did that so I took him to my car and left him there (bad idea) and went to Pita Pit. I ran into your friend there but I couldn’t find you. Reply with the color of my jacket if you want to chill.