Looking for a new masseuse?  There's one that's between jobs right now and you might be able to book him for just a few bucks.

Need a massage from a big Tattoo'd and Bearded Man? - m4w - (Meridian)

So I'm out of work until next month, and thought to myself, what am I good at and maybe make a few bucks off of it? Massage is the first thing that popped into my head. I'm a big guy, I have big strong hands and I'm damn good at Massaging.... You shoot me an offer, what you'd pay and we can go from there = )

I'm harmless, easy going teddy bear type. I can be very gentle if need be, or rough if that's how you like it = )

Maybe you're just a lonely lady that wants to be touched?

Maybe you're freezing cold and need some warm hands all over you?

Whatever the case may be, I'm open to it and I hope to hear from you

Elbow to the nose - m4w (Fatty’s)

On Saturday, we were talking and your girlfriend pushed me away and elbowed me in the face. She had too much to drink and was upset that she fell off the speaker she was dancing on with the guy dressed up as a turkey. Does she turn into the incredible hulk when she drinks? Because the ER doctors at St. Luke’s told me my nose was pretty much shattered. With any luck they say the swelling should go down enough that my extended family won’t be able to tell and ask me 1,000 on Thanksgiving. Just thought you guys were interesting, and would hope to meet again under better circumstances. Actually, I’d like to meet you again. Keep your psycho friend locked up in a kennel somewhere

Dancer Sway from the Torch... - m4w (boise)

There was a dancer that went by the stage name Sway within the last couple months, that had recently moved here from Georgia. I'm trying to get in touch with her, but lost her number when my phone crashed. Her real name starts with "M", and she has a unique tattoo on the back of her neck.

I have something that belongs to her and I just want to return it to her. If you know her, or know where she is working now, please help me get her property back to her. It’s a purple, bra adorned with rhinestones. I’ve had it hanging from my ceiling fan for months, but now I have a girlfriend. I figured I should get it out of my apartment before my girlfriend finds it and thinks I’m cheating on her within the first week of us dating.
Please help me do the right thing. It’ll be hard to part with, but it’s just what I gotta do. Use the name of the city Sway moved to in the subject line if you can help me find her.

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