Missed Connection Monday: October 19th

Ladies, it looks like wearing yoga pants is the tip to turn guys' heads! Two ladies in yoga pants are getting a lot of attention on Craigslist this weekend.

Walmart Mountain Home - m4w

To the girl with yoga pants on, you are quite a sexy woman and I enjoyed watching you shop the very best lingerie that the fine establishment of Walmart has to offer. You turned me on, trying on a sexy little lace number on over your clothes in the middle of the store. That bra would look great on my bedroom floor, so I hope you bought it. The ironic part? You were also looking for panties but it was very clear you weren’t wearing any when your pants were stretched just right. I saw your rump. Sexiest thing I have seen in a long time. Tell me what color jacket I was wearing if you’d like to grab a coffee and more with me.

Lady With Purple Hair At Mulligans That I Hit With A Dart - m4w

Hi there! I’m the long-haired guy that asked you about your vest! You are straight up beautiful and I’m beating myself up this morning for not getting your number. I’m also beating myself up for trying to play darts after too many pints of Sierra Nevada. You were sitting near the dart board with a girlfriend with pink highlights. I was trying to show off as I thought hitting a bullseye would impress that crap out of you. Unfortunately, that Sierra Nevada really screwed up my depth perception and I ended up throwing the dart into your shoulder. It must have underestimated my own strength because it stuck in your arm and you screamed at the top of your lungs. Your friend slapped me and dumped a drink on my head before helping you to the door. I’m really sorry and I hope I can see you again. If you give me a chance we can do something safer like going bowling!

In The Quad Today At BSU - m4w

Hey, you were in the quad today around four listening to the religious man preach his hate speech. You ended up leaving because he kept ignoring you and when he finally acknowledged you, he said he was glad you came because you were cute. He was right, you were super cute with your blonde hair blowing in the wind, those tight yoga pants hugging your tight, sexy butt and your Ugg boots with the fur. He was also right by not letting you talk. A girl with this fashion sense is probably not very intellectual and just follows the other basic white girls across the street to Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte or some crap like that. However, I think you have all the qualities I’m looking for in a Netflix and Chill buddy. How about you come over for a sesh?