Missed Connection Monday: September 15

If you're a man currently involved with a girl that's in a relationship with another man...you may want to abort, FAST! She sent you that message on Craigslist this weekend.

My boyfriend figured it out – w4m (Meridian)

after I confessed to him that I had hooked up with with you a couple more times than I initially admitted to, I decided to tell him everything. How I was spending every night for two weeks at your house. How even after we each downed an entire bottle of wine, you were still much better than him in bed. How I'm convinced out bodies were made to fit together like puzzle pieces. I couldn't hold back - He asked one of the guys that works for him about you, and now he is REALLY pissed. He asked me for your address - I'm letting you know because I gave it to him but I don't want him to end up in jail over something I should have let go of a LONG time ago - please disappear fast.....

Blonde In The See Thru Red Dress – m4w (Curtis and Fairview)

Yesterday afternoon around 6 pm you passed in front of my building as I was leaving my apartment. Under the scaffolding, I couldn't tell, but once we reached the sunlit corner, BAM. There I was! Your butt. No underwear on. It was fantastic. I wanted to follow you but also didn't wanna be a creep Just wanted to say thanks. It was super hot. Probably the hottest thing I've ever seen in my neighborhood. Keep on, keepin' on girl. That butt. Damn!

ur stupid roommate - m4w - 30 (boise)

I wish I could tell u how bad of a crush I have on you. And have had on u since I was ur neighbor a couple years ago. Months ago I anonymously texted you to let you know how bad I wanted to pursue you. Too damn bad I'm married to ur friend who I secretly cant stand. It really sucks to hear ur roommate ain't man enough to help you out more, a single mom as hard working and beautiful as u deserves better. I wish I could be your hero but sadly I'm too much of a man too stand up to your biotch of a friend, finally file for divorce and try to woo u.