Missed Connection Monday: September 28

Well, someone got a little sloppy during the BSU blowout over Virginia on Friday night but do you think he deserves a second chance with the bartender at Grind Modern Burger?

Bartender at Grind Modern on 9/25 - m4w (Boise)

You were our server for the night... You are incredibly attractive and your green and purple mermaid hair was mind blowingly mesmerizing! I had a hard time focusing as I was too distracted by your presence. (Hence the reason I had garlic aioli sauce dripping down my brand new Boise State polo shirt. You probably thought that I was a man child that didn’t know how to eat.) Your smile, your eyes, and your sweet voice captivated me. I kept coming up with questions just so you could come to our table. Where are you from? What are your hobbies? Are you seeing anyone? Could I have another hard rootbeer float? A White Russian? Shot of whiskey? Are you going to be a bartender forever? Clearly this is where it all went downhill. Your beauty made me so nervous that I drank too much and fell asleep on the bar during the 4th quarter of the BSU game. The next thing I knew you were shaking me awake and I was being escorted out by the owner and bar back. We exchanged a few smiles as I stumbled to the door with their help. You were into me. I could tell. Give me a second chance to show you I’m not a hot mess?

Love the Way You Chew – m4w (Dharma Sushi, Downtown Boise)

You: Dark haired, small sized in a short blue dress with a black cardigan. You were sitting with a group of aunties who were old enough to be your mom. They were munching on what I can only assume was a “Big Lebowski” roll but you? No, you clearly don’t care for sushi because I watched you pull your own lunch out of your big yellow purse. It was a can of Spam. I love Spam too! And I’ve never seen anyone chew it the way you do…so forceful yet gentle. In fact I’m impressed that you even chewed it. I normally just swallow its soft pink goodness by the spoonful.

Me: The one good looking guy on the bike who kept staring at you from the bike corner. If you see this, coffee sometime? Let me know what color bike I was riding so I know that it was you!

Tanning Today – m4w Palm Beach Tan

I was in to tan today where you work at about 2:30 or 3:00 when I stopped to talk with you on my way out I could not help but notice you glanced down towards my fly. Yes, I saw you do that honey and it’s more than ok with me. I’m just sorry I did not notice until I was walking to my truck that well although my fly was zipped “things” were showing a little more than they should have. Sorry, my package is a little on on the the large size… so unless tucked away right (or is it left…lol?) it’s gonna make a bulge like that one dude from Mad Men. PS. you are Gorgeous with and without the glasses. Next time I’m in you should spend a little more time talking to me to get my number and a little less time staring at my junk…there’ll be plenty of time for that later if we make a connection!