Missed Connection Monday: September 5

The Treasure Valley has some good looking law enforcement, but there's one officer that has a new admirer that likes him so much she can't keep her hands to herself!

Smoking Hot Cop - w4m (Boise)

You turned around to talk to me around Liberty and Federal Way by the Shell station.  You were a total sweetheart and it was nice seeing someone in law enforcement treating people like human beings.  I apologize for my advances even after you told me your situation.  It wasn’t right of me to put thoughts like that into your head but I was just curious how it would feel to be with a police officer.  And I mean a legit, sexy police officer with ripped arms and washboard abs.  Not a male stripper cop from a bachelorette party.  (Yes, I ended up in one’s bed once after a night of white zin, moscato and whiskey...I guarantee the real deal is probably better than a fake cop!)  If you’re reading this and remember our conversation and want another friend I can try my hardest to keep my hands to myself this time.  Hopefully we can make an interesting connection.  Respond back with what I was wearing and we’ll go from there!

Looking For Katie, Last Seen At The Balcony Club - m4w (The Balcony, Boise)

We met on Friday night downtown.  You were ditched by your 2 male friends and were sobbing in the corner of the bar.  I tried to help by bringing you a vodka cran.  We danced and held each other all night...until I went to dip you at the end of a song and that vodka cran came raging back up.  You threw up on my shoes and ran to the bathroom where you stayed for the next 45 minutes.  Eventually you came stumbling out looking like your hair had gone through World War 3 and you had mascara running down your face.  The bouncer was going to throw you out, so I took responsibility for you and carried you outside.  You stroked my face the whole way down the escalator and kept saying “You’re such a cute gay guy.  You’re just the best for taking care of me.  I wish you didn’t like dudes because I’d totally take you home tonight.”  Newsflash, I’m not gay and if you didn’t smell like vomit I would’ve taken you up on your offer! Hit me back with the cartoon character that was on my t-shirt and maybe we can give this thing another chance!

Meridian Library Distraction - w4m (Meridian)

Meridian Library.  Thursday. 10 AM - 1 PM. Thanks to you I didn’t get much of my homework done, but the distraction was worth it.  You were at the table to my right side wearing a Bluetooth, hat, grey shirt with a green Volcom logo on it and had script writing tattoo on your arms.  You seemed very focused on reading the newest Fifty Shades of Grey book and I got lost in my day dream of you being my own personal Christian Grey and tying me up with the belt you were wearing.  I’m bummed I didn’t interrupt you because it was a total turn on to see a guy that was secure enough in his masculinity to read a Fifty Shades book in public.  Maybe you were doing it for “research.”  I’d love to be your test dummy to see what you learned from reading the book.  Tell me what color your laptop was so maybe I can bother you sometime in the future!