Missed Connection Monday: You Got A Pint Dumped On Your Head

Most ladies would consider getting an icy cold pint of PBR dumped over your head in a restaurant a red flag not to date a guy, but this girl thought it was hott!

The Yard House Tuesday evening - w4m (The Village)

You were sitting at the end of the bar with a group of friends. I was waiting for someone but got stood up and was just fascinated at what was happening to you. You'd just started eating your side of fries when a red headed girl came over and poured an entire pint of PBR over your head before throwing the glass to the floor like it was a mic drop moment. Then about five minutes later a blonde girl came over and did the exact same thing to you again! Although my head tells me this should be a red flag not to be interested in you, my heart is interested. I doubt you'll see this but if you do, you'll know where I was sitting and what I was wearing...

Dollar Store tonight - m4w (Ustick)

You were in the store with your grandmother. We made some small talk. I caught you smiling at me and looking with a certain desire in your eyes. In fact our eye contact was so intense that you didn't even notice that your Grandma had slipped on a puddle and sent a whole bunch of cheap of socks flying down the aisle. You were very beautiful and I'd like to chat with you more. I also hope that your grandma didn't break a hip or something when she fell. If you see this tell me what color car you were in.

Crowded Winco Tortilla Aisle (Fairview Store) - m4w (Boise)

I leaned over to grab my favorite tortilla brand and when I looked up you were right in front of me. We locked eyes for a moment or two, you smiled, and I did the unthinkable. I walked right past you. You took my breath away, my heart started racing, and I was so nervous! I wasn't aware a woman could be as wondrously captivating as you, but there you were. I wish I would have said something but you made me speechless and I can't regret that.. It felt so good! I was also slightly embarassed that all I had in my shopping cart was a 6 pack of Corona Light, the Torillas, and some shredded cheddar. You probably thought that I can't cook at all and that I live off microwaved qusabillas. Well, you'd be right. I need a pretty wife like you to cook for me one day! Whoever you were and wherever you are, I hope our paths cross again, but if not. You left me with the best first and only impression. :)