Every Monday Cruise & Box read Missed Connections from the Boise Craigslist. Normally it’s a run-in at the gym, a glance in a parking lot, or a lost love. Sound like you? You might be in Boise Missed Connections!

Here’s some of the strangest Missed Connections we spotted this week:

Your Eyes (You Know Where) - M4W

I know you read these so here you go, this one's for you. Everything about your physical being excites me to no end. Your big beautiful eyes (which I love the most) melts my heart when you look at me. Your hair, women would kill to look as good as you the way you wear it. Your neck, I can't tell you how I love to plant soft kisses upon it. Your slender body that fits so nicely in my arms. Your gorgeous legs, they beg for the warmth of my touch. Last but not least your perfect derrière, I could stare at it the way an art lover gazes upon a Renoir.

 

Ladies Please Help (Nampa) - W4M

First of all I am female and I am asking all Ladies to please help me, I am trying to figure out who the dreamy guy at the Nampa Rec center is. He is usually working out in the weight room during the day between 9-10. Salt and pepper hair, and oh my gosh those blue eyes, not to mention that bod. If anyone knows his name, status, anything please help

 

Jackson's On Roselvelt And Franklin (Boise) - M4W

You were getting gas, and I parked and when I'm to use the restroom, I saw u looking from the far, I came back out and was pulling away when I notice u were parking after getting ur gas and was going on with ur friend, so I pulled back in lol, I went into the Jackson's and filled up my water bottle while u and ur friend were checking out, ur gorgeous I would love to know a lil about u:) oh and this happend around 9 today sunday, what did I look like? Or what color is your car or mine?

 

Can't get enough missed connections? We totally understand. They're completely addictive. Looking for that long lost love from the other night? Peruse our previous Boise Missed Connections and see if that special someone pops up for you!