Sharknado

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Because you asked for it, pleaded for it, mailed millions of pounds of chum to your local congressman for it, Sharknado is back and headed to Washington D.C. for a second sequel. The first trailer from Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! has arrived, and yes, a shark lands on the Lincoln Memorial.

So I FINALLY got a chance to watch not just the new Sharknado movie, but both Sharknado movies on Sunday afternoon.  They're so awesomely awful that I can see why the second movie got almost four million viewers and over a billion tweets.  But the phenomena isn't over yet...there's more!

Tara Reid is making Sharknado perfume. I had to read that over and over again. Yes, Tara Reid is using every opportunity she possibly can while she's in the spotlight. What IS Sharknado perfume?

“Bigger…bolder…even more ridiculous…” Sharknado 2: The Second One premieres tonight on Syfy! Here's when to catch it or set your DVRs!