Tonight is the third and final presidential debate before we vote on November 8th.

You better not watch it sober.

Get your beverage of choice ready. Wine, liquor, beer, whatever you've got. You're going to need it for this circus.

The rules are simple. Take a drink every time:

  • Trump follows Clinton around like a stage five clinger
  • Clinton shimmies
  • Trump throws in a one liner at the end of one of Hillary's questions
  • Clinton mentions doing something for 30 years
  • Trump smirks
  • Clinton stares blankly at the camera while Trump is talking
  • Trump says "Gyna"
  • Clinton talks about her bestest pal in the whole wide world Michelle Obama

You may want to call into work tomorrow.