A plethora of people use the microphones in the 103.5 Kiss FM studios.

Which makes figuring out what the heck is stuck to one of them all the more difficult.

We've got a real perplexity on our hands here. When people talk, there's always little invisible particles released. Unfortunately, as you can see from the photo, this particle is massive.

Is it a cheese doodle? Popcorn kernel? Or...something worse?

You be the judge. Let's play Carmen Sandiego and figure out this epic mystery for the ages.