Birds

Nampa is currently at war with some birds who are dropping droppings all over the city.

If they target your car, you're going to want to get that removed stat.

If you find yourself driving through downtown Nampa and saying "Oh crap!" to yourself, it's to be expected.

If you want to scare someone, you take them to a haunted house.

If you want to scare Tawsha Box, you take birds to her.