How To Wipe Without Toilet Paper During the Coronavirus Pandemic

I'm not quite sure why this because of the office conversation today but here we are. Poop seems to be the topic of conversation after the toilet paper backorder has everyone up in arms.

What are you supposed to if you can't find toilet paper? Idaho was one of the last states to announce coronavirus cases so we're just beginning to feel the pain. We have no idea what to expect but understand people are buying up all the important items.

This brings me to pooping 💩There is a big debate that having a Bidet would be a fix to the toilet paper shortage. I was discussing this with my wife last night and Kat Fisher today. For some reason, everyone in the office had something to say.

 First, what is a Bidet?

Bidet - a low oval basin used for washing one's genital and anal area.

I don't quite understand how pushing a button that forces what on your booty helps eliminate the use of toilet paper. I'm losing this battle with all the women in the office because they say I'm a guy and don't get it. They're right. I have no idea what do you do, straddle the pot? Wouldn't it get messy? Would water end up with poop particles all over the floor?

I'm just planning to hold It till the shortage is over but I'm listing options in the case you're ready for the Bidet. Let me know how that works for you!

I came by another article having the same debate on the Boise Weekly from Harrison Berry. You can read more HERE. I guess we're not the only ones looking for other options.