My life is in shambles. Just out of a four year relationship, I have no idea how to pick up women.
So I've picked up Tinder. And I'm 98.5% sure I'm doing it wrong.
Good news for women named Brianna, Erika, Brooke and Vanessa. You're hot. Not to worry if you don't have one of those names because there's more on the list. I've added the guys to the list, too.