The snow has arrived and if there’s one thing everyone can agree on it’s watching out for the California drivers who just have no idea what they are doing or how to drive in the snow. It’s hard to watch the cars with California license plates slip and slide so as a California driver (who has driven in the snow once) I am going to recommend the best tips so that California drivers don’t embarrass themselves on the roads.

How To Drive In The Snow

A guide for Californians.

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First off it’s important to remember that driving slower is pointless. If you are driving slow you stick out like a sore thumb against the skilled Idaho drivers. By speeding up you look skilled and professional.

Next, you want to make sure that when you see ice you continue to speed up. If you didn’t realize ice makes you go faster. Why slow down when you can continue being speedy and impress the Idaho onlookers?

When it comes to making right turns repeat after me, the sharper the better. If you don’t hit the right turn as sharply as possible then you are going to slow down the traffic behind you. You do NOT want to be the California driver who slows down the right turn even if there is snow and ice.

When driving on the streets of Idaho when it is snowy it is important to remember all these tips. As Californians it is our duty in life to make sure that we impress Idaho drivers at all costs and by being great snow drivers we will certainly get the job done!

Editors Note: By no means do we recommend following any of these satirical driving tips. Safety is extremely important in our community, especially on the roads. May new Idaho residents have never driven in the snow before and to them, we offer caution: take your time, be patient, drive the speed limit, and pay close attention to your surroundings. 

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