A few nights ago I was hanging out with a girl I like and may have been having a good night.

I saw her after a show and we were hanging out at a bar just telling jokes and hanging out with the crew. I went to take a phone call and when I came back I approached the lady. She was sitting backwards in a bar stool similar to the one below and we were chatting.

I proceeded to start to tilt her chair in such a way that was a flirtatious tease to see if she was going to get scared. Now me not being the sharpest tool in the shed didn't account for the wooden legs that were about to slide on the wooden floor. Yup it happened, the chair went out from under her, I caught her in one arm and the other hand caught the chair.


What I didn't realize in the moment was that my hand busted open. I was bleeding out the palm of my hand for being a dumbass and what makes it worse was that I didn't realize it. I was rubbing my bloodied hand all over this girl! Obviously that is an instant no-go when trying to get to know a girl.

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To wrap this up, when you are trying to pick up a chick or even get to know a girl, DO NOT bust your hand open and proceed to rub your blood all over them.

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