Is This Boise’s New Official Halloween Anthem?

Christmas has a ton of songs. Too many songs, if you really think about it.

There are a handful of good songs for New Year's Eve.

Hell, even Easter gets a bunch of songs if you dig deep enough.

So why does Halloween get the shaft every single year?

Yes, we have Thriller, and that song is great don't get it twisted. The Monster Mash is still great, but it's 1,000 years old. And Somebody's Watching Me, The Monster by Eminem, and even The Freaks Come Out At Night aren't even about Halloween! They're just kind of scary sounding, at best.

So, it's due time that we get a Halloween anthem for the 2020's, and one that the city of Boise can be proud of.

So, without further ado, thanks to our great AI pal Chat GPT, here's their Official Boise Halloween Anthem:

(Verse 1) In the heart of Idaho, it's Halloween night, Boise's got a party, and it's outta sight, Costumes galore, from spuds to the bizarre, But there's one thing you need, it's not too far!

 

(Chorus) Boise, Boise, on this spooky night, Ghosts and ghouls, giving us a fright, Potatoes and pumpkins, in the pale moonlight, Boise, Boise, it's a Halloween delight!

 

(Verse 2) In the North End and downtown, they're trick-or-treatin' too, The Bench and the East End, they've got candy for you, Haunted houses, and corn mazes to explore, In the City of Trees, there's fun galore!

 

(Chorus) Boise, Boise, on this spooky night, Ghosts and ghouls, giving us a fright, Potatoes and pumpkins, in the pale moonlight, Boise, Boise, it's a Halloween delight!

 

(Outro) So here's to Boise, on this Halloween night, With laughter and chills, under the starlight, From the North to the South, it's quite a sight, Happy Halloween, Boise, it's pure dynamite!

Well, what do you think? Do we need to get the Rocci Johnson band to whip up a live version of our new Halloween staple?