Missed Connections Monday: Korn

Every Monday Cruise & Box read Missed Connections from the Boise Craigslist. Did you run into a cutie at Boise Music Festival? Trying to connect with a long lost love? You might be in Boise Missed Connections!

Here’s some of the strangest Missed Connections we spotted this week:

Korn (Ford Idaho Center) - W4M

U we're wearing greeb romper outfit with back heel, that u look sexy af in. You were with your little sister but I could t keep my eyes off of you because u r hot af!! I asked if I know but you said no when in all actuality I want to know You. Well if you think this might be you than respond please. Thank you ma'am and half a great night

 

Boise Music Fest (Expo Idaho) - M4W

I was behind you and your friend at the concert. We were having non verbal conversation the whole night. Flipping off, thumbs up, and clapping. You told me to come up to you but I didn't. Hopefully you see this so we can talk.

Silver Fox at Fred Meyers (Boise) - W4M

Looking for weird, sensual older man that said something creepy to me at the self check out. You smelled like sewage and cinnamon rolls...and walked like a baby giraffe. I was intensely aroused by your cheddar teeth and the paint crusted in your nose hairs. Please get back to me asap stud. I am the blonde girl with the missing tooth and the 5 o'clock shadow.

Can't get enough missed connections? We totally understand. They're completely addictive. Looking for that long lost love from the other night? Peruse our previous Boise Missed Connections and see if that special someone pops up for you!

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