The Cruise & Box Exit Poll
We've devised a proven scientific method to find out who our next president will be, and all you need to vote is a car!
(Disclaimer: This method is totally not scientific)
Tuesday morning we're sending out Mateo, our secretary of entertainment, out on the streets to cast your vote for you. It's simple. Mateo will be out by the connector during your morning commute, and he'll be asking for your honks as a vote. When you see him, honk once for Hillary Clinton, and honk twice for Donald Trump. Throughout the show, we'll be updating you on the poll results, and we stand by this method.
Whoever wins our exit poll will most definitely be elected president-elect tomorrow night.
(Please vote for real. Here's where to do so.)