I'm officially a fiancé, and it's all sunshine and rainbows, right?

Well, mostly.

In all seriousness, it's amazing being engaged. On a lazy Sunday, I asked my girlfriend Jenni if she'd let me marry her, and she said yes! Just like I told you from day one. I'm so in love with her and I can't wait to be her husband some day.

With that out of the way, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Jenni and I have only been engaged a few days, and already there have been some...bumps in the road:

 

You Won't Get Anything Done The Next Day

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Everyone reaching out with well wishes is great, but holy crap my body was not ready. Text messages. Facebook messages. Phone calls. Instagram comments. Twitter DM's. I love all the love we're receiving, but I need a vacation just to recover from notification burnout.

 

 

"When's The Wedding?"

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I don't know. We don't know. Like, we've been engaged literally twelve seconds and you think we have the rest of our lives planned out? Can't I at least get a shot first before we figure all that crap out?

 

 

Everyone Will Want To Know How You Did It

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I really should've just held a conference or something. I've had to tell the story at least 68,965 times, and every time it seems to take longer and longer. I asked, she said yes, ugly cry, the end. It was amazing.

 

Oh. One more thing. Baby Jesus cries every time a co-worker or friend says "I didn't even know you had a girlfriend!" We're not friends. Bye, Felicia.

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