Mateo’s Apartment…Fail!?

1989. Arguably one of the greatest albums ever made and of course it belongs to my favorite cat lady in the whole world, Taylor Swift.  Recently I was in the hallway outside of the 103.5 KISSFM studio and told Kekeluv that I had hung a Taylor Swift graphic in my apartment. Here it is, pictured below.

APPARENTLY, Kekeluv doesn't think this graphic is very masculine OR very cool.  He claimed ANY girl that saw that on my wall would NOT think it was impressive.  I LIKE IT!

The next day, he hands me THIS (pictured below).  Apparently this is what I need in my apartment......... not sure how I feel about this hour glass.  Oh, and it barely works.  What do you think? Are there any things that could be in a "guy" apartment that are an immediate NO?