Missed Connection Monday

So finding Mr. or Mrs. right can be hard.  Especially if you see them for a fleeting second at the grocery store, Walmart or even Downtown after a few adult beverages.  Luckily, Craigslist and 103.5 KISS FM have your back!  If you think you met the one but for whatever reason failed to get their name or contact information, post your story in the comments section of this post and we'll help you try to find them so you can live happily ever after!

Here are a few of our favorites posts from Craigslist over the weekend!

Cute Guy in Back Of Cop Car – w4m (Boise State)

You: Cute white guy in his 20s.  I think, with brown yummy hair down to the shoulders (just the way I like it!) You seemed hyped up.  When you saw me, you took the time to jump around in the back seat of the police car and gawk at me even though you were in handcuffs, apparently.  It felt good to be noticed by someone as cute as yourself.  You seem really fit! I like that too.

Me: White gal with brown wavy hair, in a black trench coat with light-up reindeer antlers in my hair.  I know it looked odd, be it was my friend's 21 run and we all decked out in ugly Christmas sweaters and elf outfits.  I saw you near the intersection of Capitol and University.  I have dated nice guys on campus (yawn) but I like the bad boys.  What can I say?

When you get out of jail, would you like to meet for coffee or something?  Please bring a copy of your police record.  I think that small robberies, lite drugs and beliggerence ok, but not sick stuff or beating women.  I do have my standards! Let me know what color your shirt was so I know it's you! ;)

 I Grabbed Your Boobs on Main – m4w

Saturday night, I was out with my buddies walking around on Main outside the Bistro and Hannah's.  As we neared each other, none of us made eye contact. It’s as though we were trying not to look at each other. I wasn’t looking where I was going either, and slipped on some black ice, falling forward, right as you were passing by. My arms flailed about and tried to grab the nearest sturdy thing to steady myself. That nearest thing ended up being your rack. Unfortunately, your breasts weren’t steady nor sturdy enough, so I kept falling. Along the way, your shirt and bra were torn off in the process. Your knockers, exposed to the -6 degree night air, bounced with delight and glee.  You screamed, back handed me across the face and stormed off wearing your friend's jacket before I could ask your name.  I only have two questions...why weren't you wearing a coat when it was so cold outside? (Not that I really cared; the cold air made your rack extra perky.)  And can I get your number?  I'd love to see you again and those beautiful melons of yours again in a less awkward, intoxicated situation!

 Santa Baby – w4m (Boise Towne Square)

I was standing in line at the mall, waiting to sit on your lap.  All the rugrats were anxious to share what they wanted for Xmas, but all I wanted was you. As I neared the front of the line, my heart started racing. Then it was my turn. As I approached, my body responded to your sexy white beard, your rimless glasses and that soft jelly belly. Once it was my turn, I was too nervous and too aroused to sit on your lap. I stood there, starstruck. I smiled for my picture and left with so much regret. My place on December 26?  I'll make sure the fire isn't going so you can come in your usual way. Let's make this more comfortable for both of us.