National Mario Day: How My Friend Cheats At Mario Kart 64

I'm pretty unstoppable when it comes to head to head racing on the greatest video game of all time, Mario Kart 64.  But one of my friends knows a shortcut and always beats me on Wario Stadium.  Now I know how!

"Son of a b!+@#!"  goes through my head every single time she plays me on this course!  (Yes, I still have a working Nintendo 64 that we play on a fairly consistent basis.) That's primarily because even in a state somewhere between drunken stooper and Hangoverville on New Year's Day I still went undefeated against my friends who were in way better shape than I was.  I could probably drive Koopa Troopa Beach blindfolded that's how often I played this game as a kid.

She better watch out now, because the magic that is YouTube has finally helped me solve the mystery!