I'm pretty unstoppable when it comes to head to head racing on the greatest video game of all time, Mario Kart 64.  But one of my friends knows a shortcut and always beats me on Wario Stadium.  Now I know how!

"Son of a b!+@#!"  goes through my head every single time she plays me on this course!  (Yes, I still have a working Nintendo 64 that we play on a fairly consistent basis.) That's primarily because even in a state somewhere between drunken stooper and Hangoverville on New Year's Day I still went undefeated against my friends who were in way better shape than I was.  I could probably drive Koopa Troopa Beach blindfolded that's how often I played this game as a kid.

She better watch out now, because the magic that is YouTube has finally helped me solve the mystery!