Seahawks Prepare For Wild Card Weekend…My QB Is A Punk

Dear Seahawks fans, what's it like cheering for a winning team? Fans across the Treasure Valley prepare for Sunday's match-up against the Minnesota Vikings while I sit over here wondering how my team's quarterback is such a moron.

I know we're not a sports station, but I just have to vent about my team's punk of a quarterback. My parents dressed me in Cleveland Browns onesies as a child so I didn't have much choice in what team I'd become a fan of when I grew up.  I swear my team is cursed.  We were 3-13 this season and our quarterback has his head in the clubs more than in the game.

Yup, I'm talking about Johnny Football himself...Johnny Manziel.  I really hoped that he'd turn his life around after a stint in rehab last year, but this weekend he proved me very wrong.  He was under concussion protocol and was a no show on the sidelines for our last game against the Steelers.  Was he home recovering?

No. He was in Vegas. Gambling and partying.  In disguise. Yup, you read that right. In disguise. To avoid being caught like he was earlier in season he wore a blonde wig, fake mustache and was going by the name "Billy."  ::face palm::

So dumb.  So desperate.  Such an opportunity for memes and jokes.  In fact, now you can get your own "Johnny Manziel Incognito Identity" by clicking HERE.  Apparently I need to book my next Vegas suite as "Chopstix Mexico."

So again, Seahawks fans...I ask, what's it like cheering for a winning team?

Choose your teams for this weekend's Wild Card matchups HERE.