I Have The Perfect Name For Zoo Boise’s New Red Panda

Oh my goodness gracious. It's soooooo cute!

Have you seen Zoo Boise's newest baby yet? Ok, check this out.

Yes, Zoo Boise has a brand new Red Panda, and she desperately needs a name! So, ZB is giving fans the opportunity to name the cute lil' cub. More on that here.

What should we name the new Red Panda at Zoo Boise?

Ok, I'm very glad you asked, because I have the perfect idea.

Greg.

Greg, the Red Panda! Honestly, it's adorable, right? I know.

Yes, I'm fully aware "Greg" is normally a name reserved for males, but it's 2025. There are no rules anymore, and gender norms are for old fogies.

Just imagine the headlines:

COME MEET GREG, ZOO BOISE'S ADORABLE RED PANDA CUB!

It's got a ring to it, doesn't it? Wait. Why do you have that peculiar look on your face right now?

...you hate the name Greg? Wow, ok. Rude.

If you've got a better idea for a name, we'd love to hear it.

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We're truly excited to meet Greg, because Greg actually exists.

That got us thinking. Wouldn't it be cool if Zoo Boise had an exhibit of animals that would otherwise be impossible to see?

Imagine an exhibit on Big Bird, or mermaids! It would be kind of cool, right?

We put together a list of the top animals we'd love to see featured at Zoo Boise, but have zero chance of actually happening.

Any animals (real or otherwise) you'd like to add to the list? Let's connect!