Did Billings, MT Really Beat Boise In A Top Ten List?

Boise, ID. We're the cream of the crop when it comes to top ten lists.

Until freaking BILLINGS MONTANA decided to damper our swagger.

Local news stations in Billings are bragging that they're ahead of us in votes in Outside Magazine's "Best Town" contest. I'm finding this hard to believe. Let's look at the facts:

Is Billings Montana known for Fry Sauce?

No.

Is Hollywood superstar Aaron Paul from Billings?

Nope.

Does Billings have a blue football field?

Sure don't.

Is there a lady on a giant sign doing laundry in Montana?

Negative.

How are the potatoes in Billings?

Average at best.

Is Billings Montana home to the Northwest's largest water park?

No. No they are not.

Is Alive After Five a thing in Billings?

Pretty sure it isn't.

So the answer is clear. Boise is superior to Billings in literally every single way. Facts don't lie.