Hold on, I'm finishing up filling out my application right now. Okay, I'm back. Want to make a cool five thousand bucks, and get to travel? You're a quick app away from being in the running.

The coffee company Gevalia Kaffe is offering the public a unique, one-week opportunity to serve as "coffee queen," UPI reports.

Gevalia says the winning applicant will be paid $5,000, and will be flown to Scotland to live for the week in Carlowrie Castle, with a full compliment of servants including a chef and a butler. The winner will also be given an additional $2,000 in spending money to use during the week.

"Gevalia believes a queen is anyone who transforms into the most confident version of themselves after that first cup of coffee -- they speak their minds, are self-aware, and aren't afraid to make fun of themselves," the company said.

Any one interested can apply for the position by submitting a 250-character mini essay describing why they are the right person for the job.

As Christmas gifts rack up, I get hit with an unexpected property tax bill (who knew owning a house meant an extra double-mortgage payment at the end of the year???), and my credit card bill gets higher and higher, five thousand bucks and a vacation sounds really, really nice.

Click here to put your application in!