There’s an Actual Castle for Sale in Boise

When looking to relocate, you usually search for a house, an apartment, maybe a condo.

Have you ever considered living in a CASTLE?

At 1700 Warm Springs in Boise, there is a literal castle up for sale. Complete with five bedrooms, six bathrooms, one half bath, and almost 6,000 square feet of space for all your medieval adventure needs. Want to have a castle cook out on the roof? There's also a rooftop patio with a grill, bar, and hot tub. Because every castle needs a hot tub. Also, the floors are heated, because of course they are.

Still interested? You can be Boise's very own King Arthur for a cool $3,150,000. Seems awfully steep, right? Well let's think about this. Think about all the adventures you could have in Castle Boise:

• You could dress up your dog in a dragon costume, don a full suit of armor, and chase him around the house.
• You could put some faux cannons in the front yard to ward off intruders.
• Start a wizarding school. Don't act like you didn't think Harry Potter the second you laid eyes on this house.
• Play Dungeons & Dragons on the roof. Yeah, it's a little nerdy, but you live in a freaking castle, so that bridge has already been crossed.

I realize that $3,150,000 is probably out of your budget, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't consider buying this castle. Do you really need a car if you live in a fortress? You probably won't need health insurance because you're safe behind castle walls. Also, just throw some dope parties at your castle and charge $5 cover.

I'll be the first in line.