Throwing A Holiday Party In Boise? Do NOT Serve This Dish!

With families coming together over the holiday season, it falls upon the host to figure out how to feed so many people. Are there enough chairs? Will they like my homemade mac n' cheese? Is Uncle Steve going to be weird and perverted again during dinner?

You know, the typical questions.

Back to the question at hand. How does one manage to feed a big family during holiday dinner? May we recommend this simple, one-step strategy:

Avoid the one holiday dish everyone hates.

If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm talking about jellied cranberry sauce.

Ew. Just look at it. All gelatinous and jiggly.

People really eat this? Sure, it tastes okay I guess, but how can you put such a disgusting, hulking monstrosety in your mouth?

Y'all need Jesus.