Is Foot Fetish Guy Ghosting Me?!
The past couple of weeks Keke has kept asking me "what's up with FFG?! What's happening? You haven't talked about him?" And I keep telling him the truth: I think he's been ghosting me!
It's really the story of every guy ever. He's super into you at first, and then he kinda falls off after he gets what he wants, which in this case is feet pictures.
Okay, maybe I'm reading too much into this, but it is pretty funny. This is really happening, Foot Fetish Guy hit me with the "i've been super busy" line! I'm shocked, but also laughing. He's a nice guy, and I'm sure he has been busy, but it's just too perfect to not note that guys love saying this.
With all of that said, FFG CashApp'd me some money so I'll be sending him some pictures after I get a fresh pedi today. Lucky for him he hit me today and not over the weekend, when I was at Gov Ball and my feet were wrecked. Although, he loves a wrecked foot, and if you saw my IG story over the weekend, you know my shoes got trashed on the last night of Gov Ball when a massive storm hit out of nowhere and made the entire Randall's Island festival evacuate in New York. Many people in my DMs pointed out that I should've sold those sneakers to FFG, but it was too late. I'd already thrown them away and I really didn't want to pack those wet nasty shoes home with me.
Either way, me and FFG are back on.