It’s Floridians Moving To Idaho That Are The REAL Problem
Lots of folks in Idaho are upset about Californians moving here and doing any of the following:
- Making traffic worst
- Increasing housing costs
- Creating longer lines at checkout
While we love getting new neighbors here, when things do get more crowded, people to tend to get a little upset. It's understandable.
However, our friends relocating to Idaho from California aren't the real problem. Not even close.
The single biggest threat to the lifestyle we hold dear in Idaho: Floridians moving here.
That's right. People relocating from Florida to Idaho are going to absolutely ruin everything we hold dear about our lovely state.
Don't believe us? Then there's a few things you should know about every single person from Florida who chooses to move to Idaho:
- Every single Floridian brings a live alligator with them wherever they go. Even public bathrooms
- All Florida citizens wear Jovan Musk cologne. Even the women and children.
- When moving across state lines, a Floridian is legally required to yell out "Well how about that!" anytime they see another state sign. It's super annoying.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Trust us, you do not want people from Florida moving here to Idaho and changing everything.
Yes, we're joking! This is satire. Make sure to send it to somebody you know down in Florida!
But, just a warning. Not everyone who moves to Idaho decides to make it their forever home. Just take this TikTok user from California who decided that the Gem State just was not for them:
TikTok User Gets Roasted For Returning to California From Idaho
Gallery Credit: Credit: Mateo, 103.5 KISS FM