One Surefire Way To Get People To Leave Idaho…Permanently

We see comments similar to this on a daily basis on our social media pages:

We don't want them here! You don't share Idaho values! Go back to where you came from!

First of all, rude.

Second, while yes we do see sentiments like the one above all the time, it's what we don't see that honestly has us the most surprised: An actual solution.

Sure, you can pound away at your keyboard as much as you want complaining about how there's too many people here, and how you as a "native" are having your rights infringed upon. But what are you doing about it? Whining on Facebook isn't going to solve anything.

Lucky for you, we're here to save the day! If you're truly looking to get those "outsiders" out of Idaho for good, we've come up with a surefire way to make your dreams come true.

Here's all you have to do: Change your porchlights to red, and keep them on year-round.

Just picture it: Any anti-Christmas people on your block are not going to put up with you impeding on whatever holiday they're celebrating, so they're out. Some folks are surely going to mistake your lights for some kind of brothel, and being the pure and innocent type they are, they're moving away too.

Ok, so maybe that won't get everyone out of Idaho, but hey, at least it's a start. We figured this was a better solution then posting old, outdated memes about people moving to Idaho. Fingers crossed.