If You Love Me, You’ll Let Me…

I saw one of those SomeEcards that said this last night and I can't believe what came out of my mouth when I filled in the blank.

If there's one thing you can't call me, it's lazy. I work hard in the office.  I enjoy putting in miles outside the office.  I get totally geeked to do fun things like go to Paint Nite but when it comes to doing any house work? I have no motivation to do anything. In fact, my boyfriend calls me the human tornado because I can totally mess up a room within minutes of walking into it.

So it should be no surprise when I tell you that I filled in the blank with "If you love me, you'll let me sleep next to the folded laundry on my bed because I'm too tired to put it away..."

Yes, it sounds completely ridiculous, but I've honestly said this out loud before! Ladies, you've probably filled in the blank with your man before.  What have you said or what would you love to say?